| 10. |
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
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| 9. |
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved
about in that time management course you sent me to."
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| 8. |
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You
probably got here just in time!"
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| 7. |
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the
mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
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| 6. |
"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
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| 5. |
"I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people
who practice yoga?"
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| 4. |
"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
out a solution to our biggest problem."
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| 3. |
"The coffee machine is broken..."
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| 2. |
"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
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And the ...... #1. best thing to say if you get caught
sleeping at your desk.....
... in Jesus' name. Amen
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