Christian One Liners
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Quit griping about your church; if it were perfect, you couldn't belong.
If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray for the
one it has.
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet spirited until you try to sit
in their pew.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes
come close.
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the
road, and the back of the church.
Opportunitymay knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door
forever.
The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion."
God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why
should you?
To make a
long story short, don't tell it.
If your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing, you
should consider running for
a job in Washington, DC.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently
set.
Peace starts
with a smile.
I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does
it make which one you
stay home from?
A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises"
are just sitting on the premises.
We were called
to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back
as much as committees.
Be ye fishers of
men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
Coincidence is
when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Don't put a question
mark where God put a period.
Forbidden fruits
create many jams.
God doesn't call
the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God grades on the
cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over
"religious nuts!"
God promises a
safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you,
controls you!
If God is your
copilot, swap seats!
Prayer: Don't give
God instructions just report for duty!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will
not protect you.
We don't change
the message, the message changes us.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails
= 4 given.
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