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Kris's Kids' Kwips
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Kristina and her 1st through 3rd Grade Class
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Lunch Time With Kids
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At lunch one day, one of my boys in my class raised
his hand and said, "Mrs. A, I am full. May I be done with my sandwich?"
I checked to see how much he had eaten and I was pleased , so I told
him that he may be done. Not a minute had passed and I saw that same
student eating a piece of candy. I asked him what he was eating and
he said, "Candy." I said, "I thought you were full though." He said,
"Oh, Mrs. A, that is my regular food stomach that is full. I have
four stomachs. One is for regular food, one is for beverages, one
is for dessert, and one is for candy. My candy stomach is not even
close to being full." |
Be careful how you treat your spouse in front of your children…because
they do tell all.
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One morning I asked if any of the children had any prayer
requests. One of my students raised their hand and said, "Please pray
for my mom and dad." I should have stopped there, but I made a mistake
and asked, "Why, are they sick?" The reply was, "Well, I'm not quite
sure, my dad might be. This morning they were fighting and my mom
threw a glass at my dad and it hit him on the head. I sure hope he
doesn't have a headache."
Needless to say, I found out a little bit more about that family than
I wanted to that day. |
Sunday School
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How does her hair look? |
This morning in Sunday School one of the three year
old girls said to one of the 3 year old boys. "How does my hair
look?" It is funny how even little children care about
their appearance. I used that in my lesson for Sunday School and told
them how Jesus want us to be pretty inside as well as outside. |
Talkative Sisters
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One day last week, we were discussing sisters. One of
the boys in my class just had a baby girl added to his family and
he was so proud as he talked about her.
Another boy piped up and said, "Just wait until she can talk."
"My sister talks so much she is going to set a world record.
We could even make millions by announcing her on the news as the world's
biggest talker." "We could build a new church building with
all of the money we would make." He then finished by saying,
"Her mouth is going to get so sore that it is going to dry up
and fall off…and oh, what silence there will be." |
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